CHEM D X VINTAGE AFGHANI

Chem D x Vintage Afghani (Indica-leaning Hybrid)

Here’s a way to ensure you have a winning strain on your hands. Take a modern classic, in this case Chemdog’s own Chem D strain, and then cross it with classic-classic – Vintage Afghani. The resulting strain carries all the best attributes of its parents with lots of strong euphoria, deep stoned-ness, and body and mind relaxation that may just work you down to a delightful sleep. Flavors are classic Chem D fuel and rubber with sage, and an earthy kush-and-sweetness finish. Run, don’t walk for this one, a sort of small-batch-bourbon special-ness for discerning consumers.

FAMILY HISTORY: Chem D x Vintage Afghani 

PALATE: Classic Chem D layers of intense fuel and rubber crossed with earth and kushy-sweetness. 

EFFECT: Strong euphoria and good-vibes, deep body and mind relaxation and more than a better chance of being lulled to sleep.

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Massmosa

Clementine x Purple Punch (50-50 Hybrid)

Call it Clementine x Purple Punch. Call it a plant that reeks of sugar fruit and citrus frosting. But whatever you do, don’t call Massmosa anything other than one of the most special strains to come out of Smash Hits. Brought to life by Chemdog and the entire talented cultivation team in Sheffield MA, this Massmosa exuding the best aspects of the sweet orange and tropical citrus of Clementine with the earthy lavender of Purple Punch was selected from among hundreds of other phenotypes of the strain until the team found the perfect one to cultivate and bring to you. Ultimately this means you’ve got a winning strain that will be coveted by discerning palates and cannabis consumers and newcomers alike.

PALATE: Sweet orange and tropical citrus with a touch of earth.

EFFECT: A perfect hybrid line of wake and bake uplift with heady euphoric highs, great for creative endeavors, all of it wrapped in supreme-contentment vibes.

“Sure to impress flavor hounds and connoisseurs who are looking for a bit of that west coast sweetness with their Mass gas.” – Northeast Leaf Magazine reviewing Massmosa for the November 2021 Strain of the Month magazine profile.

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Stay Puft

Marshmellow OG x Grape Gasoline

Marshmellow OG – itself a Chem D spinoff crossed with Triangle Kush and Jet Fuel Gelato, is by itself a winning strain. That, crossed with Grape Gasoline (Grape Pie x Jet Fuel Gelato) means this Compound Genetics line of Stay Puft cannabis grown by the Smash Hits grow team is the kind of flower championed in legend and song. Expect candy sweetness, honey touches, and grapes soaked in diesel gas for the flavor, and effects bringing huge body relaxation, and creative juices to spare.

FAMILY HISTORY: Marshmellow OG x Grape Gasoline

PALATE: Candy sweetness and honey with grapes soaked in diesel gasoline.

EFFECT: Huge body relaxer with crisp, creative ideaphoria that stretches longer than you expect.

TERPENES: 1.9%. TOP: b-Myrcene, b-Caryophyllene, d-Limonene, linalool