Chem 91

Dogbud x Chemweed (50-50 Hybrid)

The OG cut that started it all. As the tale goes, Chem met PBud and Joe Brand on the Grateful Dead lot in Deer Creek, Indiana in 1991. Chem landed an ounce of a strain called “Dogbud”, and later Chem got a few more ounces after the tour when back home in Western Mass. One of those ounces had 13 magic seeds, and after popping the first four of those seeds, the three females that came from that yielded the notorious Chem 91 (just called “Chem Dog” back then) which immediately went on to be one of the most desirable strains of the day and served as the parent for many of the strain legends like OG Kush and Sour Diesel.

This is flower from that ORIGINAL 30 year old cut of Chem 91!  

FAMILY HISTORY: Dogbud x Chemweed  

PALATE: Chemicals, lemony-pine, earth, and fresh skunk.

EFFECT: Happy euphoric head-buzz, socializer, uplifted and balanced well-being vibes.

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MAC 1 (Cap’s Cut)

Alien Cookies x Miracle 15 (50-50 Hybrid)

Who’s Cap you may say?

Short for Capulator, he is an old school breeder from the days of genetic message boards. And his MAC 1 – short for “Miracle Alien Cookies” but also has been called “Mother of All Cannabis” – is the stuff of legend and song. With grandparent origins of Starfighter x Colombian, Cap forgot about seeds he got from that cross before the seeds survived an ill fated trip to the washing machine. Of the 15 seeds that germinated only one plant survived: “Miracle 15” pheno. That Miracle 15 crossed with Alien Cookies F2 #7 to make the eventual MAC 1. What we have here is the Caps Cut version of his MAC1, so it’s coming from his personal crop. Cap decided to make a rule for the MAC: Only those who had put in the time and had a passion for the plant would get his genetics and cuts. Thankfully one of those is the Smash Hits crew. And now it’s available to you. 

FAMILY HISTORY: Alien Cookies F2 #7 x Miracle 15

PALATE: Citrus + herbs, pistachios, sour cherry, yogurt

EFFECT: Strong, balanced uplifting side of things, mood enhancer that skews productive and talkative with an overall relaxing and dreamy high.

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Chem D

One of Chemdog's original 13 bag seeds, this one born in 2000

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Chem D 

The original cut of all Chem D strains. Born from the bag of the original 13 seeds.

Garlicky funk and petrol breath, the hallmarks of both dragons and the famed classic Chem D. “The OG” of the Chem strains along with the others in the Smash Hits roster, Chem D coming into your life promises all the power of a classic GMO strain that pops with intense terpenes and flavor to the smoke of a renowned heavy hitter (translation: new consumers tread carefully). Energy, creativity, dreaminess enters the body as soon as this stuff does, with stress, anxiety, and general pain leaving on the exhale out. A true blue classic and not to be missed by connoisseurs all over.

FAMILY HISTORY: Chemdog D, the original of all Chem D strains.

PALATE: Intense diesel, conifer trees, pepper and straight gas.

EFFECT: Heavy hitter across the board with a jolt of creative, dreamy energy until it hits the body – then whisks your stress and anxiety away.

NYC Haze or “The Piff”

NYC Haze (Pure Sativa Landrace)

It’s gone by several names over the years in the culture. The Piff. Black Haze. Frankie. Church. Uptown Piff. Cuban Black Haze. Call it what you will, but the absolute classic known by cannabis aficionados and culture kings for years on the east coast going back to the late 1980s, NYC Haze aka “The Piff”, continues to be one of the hardest strains to come by in modern legal cannabis.

Smash Hits is the only place in Massachusetts to land a true landrace which, as landrace strains go, is one that doesn’t look like any other weed on the market. For something that takes over 11 weeks to finish, the long wispy buds like wheat dancing in a distant field bring a big commitment to those who are growing it for the market, and for some true cannabis lovers seeking something special.

The purity in its genetics is instantly understood when consuming. This is not the well-known super lemony or silver haze smell or typical flavor points of the haze most have come to know. This scent will light up a room with a frankincense aroma, gassy smog, and is reminiscent of church incense. 

FAMILY HISTORY:  NYC Haze 

PALATE: Spice and earth, with plumes of frankincense chasing a distant sweetness.

EFFECT: Pure sativa fire. Energy. Propulsion. For some, it can lead to an uptick in anxiety from it’s high-octane energy. Have some tasks ready to complete after consuming.

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